Преимущество Delphi над VB миф или реальность?

[GSerg]

Excellent language skills!
Say, where you were studying English?
Just curious. I'd like to know such a places... to never visit them...

[FaKk2]

Yeah... It's a new level of language knowledge.
I'm not sure I will be able to reach it
Bad luck, bad luck

[tyomitch]

http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an9803/s980304.html , №42

[A.A.Z.]

[GSerg]

The most excellent english! Bravo, A.A.Z.!

[FaKk2]

A.A.Z
Congratulations! You are the man of the day!

[Vitaly1]

Plies speak Russia! I don’t no You our!

[areh]

мда... а началось всё с вопроса о возможностях Delphi vs VB...

[GSerg]

Дык бесперспективный разговор, вот и стебаемся

[Amed]

А можно я тоже что-нибудь скажу по теме? =)

[tyomitch]

Ага, раз уж такая пьянка пошла...

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postcount++;


Флудеры, налетай, пока RayShade спит!

[Amed]

Код: Выделить всё

tyomitch.posts--

[corgi]

Код: Выделить всё

Do While RayShade.sleep
corgi.posts++;
Loop
printf("I'm not flooder! Just practicing in English! :P ");

[tyomitch]

Код: Выделить всё

Do While RayShade.sleep
corgi.posts++;
Loop
printf("I'm not flooder! Just practicing in English! :P ");

What a nasty mixture of languages...

Теперь - по делу, про спор о языках, с http://weblogs.asp.net/alex_papadimouli ... 09049.aspx :

I like to call all these silly tech arguments "artichokes and roses". As in, if normal people were like geeks, the internet would be full of endless arguments about whether artichokes are better than roses. It would have all the right qualities. They're both plants, right? So, one has to be better than the other. Then, somebody will say, "yeah, but roses are ornamental plants, while artichokes are food. So if you want to grow something to look at, you want have roses, but if you want to eat, you want artichokes." The inevitable responses would come from the folks who cook with roses and those who grow artichokes ornamentally (both true, by the way). Then the conversation would descend into whether thorns are good or bad, etc. etc. See how fascinating that discussion would be?

[GSerg]

Ничё, варенье из роз тоже порой...

[tyomitch]

Вот ещё на лингвистическую тему:

A little something from our local Tolkien n00zgr00p.

[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"
**Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"

Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"

[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

**Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"
**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"
**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"

[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"
**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]
**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"
**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"

**the black riders attack
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo has left the server
**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"
**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"
**Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "Firewall?"

**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses
the ford at Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"
**nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"
**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
nazgul has disconnected
Arwen: "Pwnt"

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"
**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"
**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "**sigh, noob"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"
**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]
**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"
**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"
Gimli votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"

**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a
chamber with a large well
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"
**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "d'oh"
**The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"
**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!" Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"
**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"
**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then
skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"
**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its
head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"
**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by
a horde of orks
Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"
**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting
to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!"
ork: "turn it off!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the
balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"
**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and
causing it to break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"
**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with
its whip, entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"
**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]
**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with
Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of
my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz
and pwnz0r them!"
uruk hai: "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]
**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and
confronts him
Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"

**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"
**Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"
**Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat.
Sam 'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"
Sam: "Sif!"
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"

3Nd!!!!11

[corgi]

В лесу родилась елочка...

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program Елочка;
Begin
Лес.елочка.create();
While not Лес.елочка.dead do
Begin
лес.елочка.age := лес.елочка.age+1;
if зима or лето then
begin
лес.елочка.plain := true;
лес.елочка.color := cl_green;
end;
метель.filename:='D:\Music\NSYNC - Bye Bye Bye.mp3';
метель.open;
sleep(1000);
метель.play;
мороз.укутать(лес.елочка);
GetMessage(H, лес.елочка.handle, 0, 0);
if h.uint = wm_замерзла then
dead := true;
end;
лес.заяц.create;
лес.заяц.трусливый := true;
лес.заяц.color := cl_gray;
x := лес.елочка.left;
y := лес.елочка.top;
While x
Begin
лес.заяц.left := x;
inc(x);
лес.заяц.top := y + round( abs(sin(x*pi/180)*10) );
end;
Winexec('wolf3d.exe /evil',0);
лес.елочка.cuttoclipboard;
Праздник.pastefromclipboard;
Праздник.елочка.skin.loadfromfile('нарядная.jpg');
For i:=1 to SizeOf(Праздник.елочка.радость) do
Прадзник.Дети.Настроение + Праздник.елочка.радость;
End.

[GSerg]

Супер

[gaidar]

Казнить!

[Krasavica]

Казнить!

There oughta be a law...

[gaidar]

Krasavica -

[Dex]

Вернусь к теме я например знаю VB где-то выше среднего вот. Родоки
короче говорят иди учи Delfi ну так вот а он же не визуальный
и теперь передо мной огромное припятствие Vb где всё привычно или
Delfi который основался на Turbo Paskal вообщем пока хреново

[EvilCoder]

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[skord]

Помойму нужно знать и дельфи и ВБ, но я как-то ко второму больше склонен

[Ramzes]

Я знаю ВБ и Си, пробовал учить делфи но...Короче лажа, у меня вообще крому MS Visual Studio бошка пока не принимает, хотя если очень нужно то можно, основи они есть и при изучении языка они мне помогут я надеюсь.

И мой учитилеь говорил: "Изучение каждого следующиго язика кажеться намного легче чем изучении предидущего"